Goooooood MORNINGGGG TDD!!!!!!
Did you read that in a loud, obnoxious Robin Williams voice? If you didn’t, go back and read it again. You done? Ok, thanks. There’s nothing worse than when someone doesn’t read what you wrote the right way. We’ve gotta be on the same wavelength, you and me. And I’ve only got one wavelength. So you’re gonna have to come over to mine.
So how was your valentine weekend? It looked like most of you got some nice goodies from your wives/husbands/boyfriends/girlfriends/booty calls etc.
We had a fun weekend at home. It started off a little funky of course, with April and I going to watch 50 Shades of Smack Dat Ass. If you didn’t read my review on this excellent piece of cinematic beautistry, I’ll put a link at the bottom. It ranks right up there with Citizen Kane, Gone With The Wind, and Showgirls. Except with whips and chains and butt-stuff. http://thedaddydiaries.net/50-shades-of-blah-2/
Then saturday Abby, Emma and I hit up the local painting joint in Tyler to paint a Valentine Tree of Hearts. While we painted, they played songs from Disney movies the entire time. So me and the girls played “name that movie”. The girls enjoyed this immensely because if it’s not “Let it go”, then I have no muhfriggin’ clue what movie it’s off of. I’ve never seen anything else. Needless to say, I didn’t win that game. Thankfully I made up for it by painting like freakin’ Rembrandt. I OWNED the Valentine Tree of Hearts.
Then I finished off the weekend doing what I like to do most on weekends…burning stuff. I burned some more leaves and brush yesterday….and a little bit of my neighbors privacy fence. Thankfully I got it put out before it did too much damage. So I’ll get to fix that sometime this week, I reckon. But our little farm is finally starting to come together, which is a relief. It’s been a lot of fun, hard work.
Now, for work, so I can pay for all this crap. I hope you all have a great day! Be careful out on the slick roads. I want all of you back here safely to read of our shenanigans.